Sunday, September 2, 2012
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
a.k.a. fuck you for judging how much I drink.

a.k.a. fuck you for judging how much I drink.

Saturday, August 11, 2012
My liver and I, we don’t see eye to eye (and, on a different note, fuck your brain for reading Fifty Shades of Grey). 

My liver and I, we don’t see eye to eye (and, on a different note, fuck your brain for reading Fifty Shades of Grey). 

Saturday, June 23, 2012
Agreed. That’s why fake people choose designer drugs and real people go for the alcoholic golden ticket.

Agreed. That’s why fake people choose designer drugs and real people go for the alcoholic golden ticket.

Saturday, June 16, 2012
A hard-hitting question.

A hard-hitting question.

Sunday, May 27, 2012
And so, I am an alcoholic because you’re never not boring otherwise.

And so, I am an alcoholic because you’re never not boring otherwise.

Saturday, May 26, 2012
How to drink a Colt 45 (or anything else with any alcoholic content).

How to drink a Colt 45 (or anything else with any alcoholic content).

Wednesday, May 16, 2012
That’s what I’m counting on.

That’s what I’m counting on.

Thursday, March 15, 2012
True story.

True story.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012
We all need to pass time on the train somehow.

We all need to pass time on the train somehow.