Monday, June 25, 2012
Even when Lucille isn’t technically drunk, everything she says sounds like the rantings of an alcoholic.

Even when Lucille isn’t technically drunk, everything she says sounds like the rantings of an alcoholic.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012
“That’s when she mistook the red eye alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion.”

“That’s when she mistook the red eye alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion.”

Tuesday, November 22, 2011
My general response to people when I’m too drunk to understand…anything.

My general response to people when I’m too drunk to understand…anything.