But then I’ll die when I get something to drink as well. Catch-22.
Gratitude.
That’s all I ever say.
Dallas class.
That should never stop you.
Someone is missing the ingredient to happiness.
Amanda knows what boys want.
“Don’t fuck with a COCKBURN when she’s had a drink.”
“All these dranks to myself.”
“I decided to go as my favorite Texan: Me!”