Spice Girls wasted is the ultimate version of white girl wasted (minus Mel B, of course).
Alcohol as modern medicine.
Champagne supernova.
Kreay for alcohol.
Blurring the lines between drunk and bloated.
“Wow! Walking!”
Perhaps only Scarlett Johansson can make drinking alone look socially acceptable.
“This isn’t me.”
“Here’s to you, Guy.”
Drunk swimming.